August 8th, 2005


Monday report

Let's see...

I could report on my failure in not smoking or on the soreness in my knees. I could report on the jerk who rang my doorbell at 5 this morning or the discomfort of this past weekend mixed with great joy, but I won't.

I will write this. When a drunken asshole is at your door in the middle of the night, you appreciate even more having a dog. She wanted a piece of him badly. I guess you could say that she was ready to take a bite out of crime. :-)


Things that amuse me greatly...

My new icon...I actually found this while doing some math editing here at work.  The picture is included with a set of inequality word problems with the topic: which copier lease is the better deal?  The picture of a guy with his head in the copier almost made me fall out of my chair.

Post-it notes...I have a Happy Bunny notepad and left some notes on my best friend's fridge...

  1. Hi! I went hopping through the forest today
  2. Then! I picked up a field mouse...BOP!
Yes, I'm weird, entirely too entertained by these things, but I was that math teacher who had a joke or riddle with each class warm-up.